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Frequently asked questions
Quick answers about Bahama Mama Loaded Tea, shipping, returns, and support.
A slim tropical sachet that turns cold water into a 32 oz iced loaded tea with smooth green tea energy and no crash, sugar, or guilt.
FAQ
Questions about Bahama Mama Loaded Tea
Answers for shoppers considering Functea.
How do I make Bahama Mama Loaded Tea?
Tear one 7 g sachet, mix with 32 fl oz cold water, add ice. Label serving is a quarter sachet (1.75 g) in 8 fl oz. One sachet per day.
Does Functea contain sugar or artificial ingredients?
Zero sugar, zero calories. No artificial flavors or colors, color comes from black carrot and beta-carotene. Sweetened with sucralose, clearly listed on the label, never hidden.
How is Functea different from a tea-shop loaded tea?
Same craveable Bahama Mama ritual, made clean at home. Green-tea caffeine plus L-theanine and taurine for smooth energy, zero sugar, and a full label, so every glass tastes and works the same.
Will this energy drink give me jitters or a crash?
Caffeine comes from natural green tea, paired with L-theanine and taurine for a calm, smooth lift built to avoid the wired-then-crashed feeling harsher energy drinks can cause.
Can I pause or cancel my Functea subscription?
Yes. Pause, skip, or cancel your subscription anytime, no strings attached. Your afternoon treat should fit your life, never the other way around.
How long does shipping take for my order?
Orders are processed quickly and shipped straight to your door. You'll receive tracking details by email so you can watch your Bahama Mama sachets head your way.
What is your return policy if I don't love it?
We want you to genuinely enjoy your Functea. If it isn't a fit, reach out to our team and we'll help make it right, no shaming, no hassle.
Is one sachet enough for a full day's energy?
Yes. One 7 g sachet mixed into 32 fl oz delivers your full day's smooth green-tea energy, electrolytes, and support nutrients in one big, portable, tropical iced drink.
What does limited tracking mean?
Limited tracking means the tracking page may show only major checkpoints instead of every carrier handoff. Updates can pause between scans, especially while a parcel is moving between facilities or being transferred for local delivery. You may sometimes see extra detail on external parcel-tracking websites by entering the same tracking number. Free shipping options with limited tracking can take up to 30 days.
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