Hi, We're Functea.
Make Every Sip Feel Like A Treat
Our mission
Make Every Sip Feel Like A Treat
Functea exists to turn a boring glass of water into the best part of your afternoon: a fruity, zero-sugar loaded tea with smooth, crash-free energy from natural green tea, so feeling good never means giving up joy.
Born From One Too Many Tea Shop Trips
Our founder was a loaded tea regular, driving across town on slammed workdays just for that bright, tropical pick-me-up. She loved the ritual, but not the sugar crash after, or the guessing game on what was actually in her cup. So she set out to bottle the fun part, the flavor and the energy, in a clean sachet she could make at home. Functea started as a kitchen-counter experiment and grew into the tea-shop treat women now keep in their bag, their desk drawer, and their daily routine.
Shop Bahama Mama Loaded TeaThe Team Behind Your Daily Treat
We're a small crew of flavor lovers, label readers, and afternoon-slump survivors who wanted a treat we could feel good about. Every sachet reflects that: fun first, clean always, honest on the label.
Marisol Ibarra
Founder. Marisol spent years as a loyal loaded tea customer before she started asking what was actually in her cup. She led Functea's earliest kitchen-counter recipes and still signs off on every flavor before it ships, insisting the treat feeling comes first.
Priya Nandan
Product Education. Priya translates every ingredient and dose into plain, friendly language so customers know exactly what's in their glass. She writes the label copy, the how-to guides, and answers the 'what does this actually do' questions with warmth, not jargon.
Devon Ashcroft
Research. Devon researches the ingredients behind Functea's smooth-energy stack, tracking how green tea caffeine, L-theanine, and taurine work together. She keeps the formula grounded in real evidence while making sure the science never overshadows the fun.
Renata Solis
Quality. Renata checks every batch against the locked formula before a sachet ever ships, confirming doses match the label exactly. She's the reason sucralose stays clearly named and nothing artificial ever sneaks into the mix.
Lena Okafor
Creative Lead. Lena keeps Functea looking as bright and craveable as it tastes, from the sachet artwork to the tropical wave on every package. She makes sure Bahama Mama feels like a getaway you can hold in one hand.
Marisol Ibarra
Founder. Marisol spent years as a loyal loaded tea customer before she started asking what was actually in her cup. She led Functea's earliest kitchen-counter recipes and still signs off on every flavor before it ships, insisting the treat feeling comes first.
Priya Nandan
Product Education. Priya translates every ingredient and dose into plain, friendly language so customers know exactly what's in their glass. She writes the label copy, the how-to guides, and answers the 'what does this actually do' questions with warmth, not jargon.
Devon Ashcroft
Research. Devon researches the ingredients behind Functea's smooth-energy stack, tracking how green tea caffeine, L-theanine, and taurine work together. She keeps the formula grounded in real evidence while making sure the science never overshadows the fun.
Renata Solis
Quality. Renata checks every batch against the locked formula before a sachet ever ships, confirming doses match the label exactly. She's the reason sucralose stays clearly named and nothing artificial ever sneaks into the mix.
Lena Okafor
Creative Lead. Lena keeps Functea looking as bright and craveable as it tastes, from the sachet artwork to the tropical wave on every package. She makes sure Bahama Mama feels like a getaway you can hold in one hand.